Low-church Anglican - pub w/pies
High-church Anglican - tearoom next to dress shop
Average mid-size SBC - Applebee’s
Small SBC - fading franchise cafeteria
Eva megachurch - Fuddruckers
Average PCA - Chili’s
Bible church - Bob Evans
Reformed” baptist - car in Aldi parking lot
Country baptist (not angry) - Hardee’s
Old School presby - Mexican grocery store taqueria
“Conservative” UMC - Beef ‘O’ Brady’s
Neo-pagan mainline - Whole Foods buffet
Confessional Lutheran - Cracker Barrel now that they have beer
E-Free - Chicken Salad Chick
Dutch Reformed - Culver’s
UCC - Surly coffee shop (and unhappy about the gentrification)
ECO - that little over-priced bistro
EPC - Olive Garden
Redeemerish city church - failing gastropub
IFB - Shoney's
Golden Corral - low-to-mid-market charismatic/pentecostal
Unitarian-Universalist* - juice bar *not a church
NAE - Costco food court
ARP - C-store dog roller (in a pinch)
McDs, Wendy's, CFA, Taco Bell, and Waffle House are ecumenical. Bojangles is for true believers.
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