Low-church Anglican - pub w/pies, alt. - lunch place w/shrimp & grits
High-church Anglican - tearoom between a gift show & art gallery
Average mid-size SBC - Applebee’s
Small SBC - fading franchise cafeteria or Sizzler buffet
Eva megachurch - Fuddruckers, Olive Garden
Average PCA - Chili’s, CFA
Bible church - Bob Evans
“Reformed” baptist - eat in car in Aldi parking lot
Country baptist (not angry) - Hardee’s
Old School presby - Mexican grocery store taqueria, Waffle House
“Conservative” UMC/GMC - Beef ‘O’ Brady’s
Neo-pagan mainline - Whole Foods buffet
Confessional Lutheran - Cracker Barrel now that they have beer or diner
E-Free - Chicken Salad Chick
Dutch Reformed - Culver’s…also, who needs restaurants when you have hotdish?
UCC - Surly coffee shop (and unhappy about the gentrification)
ECO - that little over-priced bistro, tapas bar
EPC - Olive Garden
Redeemerish city church - failing gastropub
IFB - Shoney's, KFC…still mourns the KFC buffet
Golden Corral - low-to-mid-market charismatic/pentecostal
Unitarian-Universalist* - juice bar *not a church
NAE - Costco food court
ARP - Waffle House, Shoney’s
OPC - we got nothin’…maybe Zaxby’s…a Zalad!
McDs, Wendy's, CFA, Taco Bell, and Waffle House are ecumenical. Bojangles is for true believers.
3 Comments
1 more comment...No posts
I thought Old School Presby for sure was going to be a gas station hot dog roller.
What?! No Sonic? (Non denim Bible church)... Steak 'n Shake (RIP)...(Church's/Popeye's: COGIC)